Money Never Broke My Heart

rebakitt3n:

sinnahsaint:

teathattast:

jozz404:

teathattast:

teathattast:

Either they’re related or this is the same person

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I’d like to believe you but we both know what you’re capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

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valiantponds:

infizero:

ngl this goes crazy

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nicollekidman:

unfortunately i do find this funny

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angelprotocol:

she’s a 10 but her social battery dies before she even goes outside

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scarletnightmarez:

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charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it’s a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

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cheeso:

cheeso:

alphabetcompletionist:

cheeso:

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

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25/26

i wasnt finished yet

z

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MY TWO FAVORITE ARTISTS ON THIS PLANET ARE DOING A COLLAB. I FEEL LIKE GODS FAVORITE PERSON TODAY.

captain-price-unofficially:

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fuckyoutoocoolschmoo1:

Is it too much to ask too be in love and just have a cute little necklace my person gave me to wear everyday and I can fidget with it all day and just be like ah that’s my person

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froody:

animals that are poisonous but not venomous are so funny they’re like “you can eat me and I can’t stop you. just know we’re both going to die”

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verdi-gris:

Do you ever feel like people want pieces of you but never all of you?

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waffleconefrappe:

i take loyalty very seriously

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purple-ladys-stuff:

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pattern-recognition:

all the unionization efforts this summer have been amazing to see but uhh when do the crates of rifles come out

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